More Blonde Jokes
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A; The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me??
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign
in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and
one of them calls 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell
and hurt ourselves.
"What's the date today?" asks a blonde.
"I don't know. You've got a newspaper in your hands...
why don't you look at it?"
"That wouldn't do any good, it's yesterday's paper."
Q: Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in the fridge?
A: In case someone wants black coffee.
Did you hear about the new epidemic among rich blondes?
It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see
"20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"?
She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised
that there were so many teams.