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Jerome is Dead

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw a woman weeping uncontrolably. “What's wrong?” he asked, putting an arm around her shoulder. “It's horrible,” she said, “just horrible -- Jerome is dead!” Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.

A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. “Jerome is dead!” she screamed as she staggered past.

Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, “'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!”

Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, “Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long.”

“Sweet Jesus,” she said, “Jerome is dead?!”

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