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* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word

* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

* Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com"

* Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

* All of your friends have an @ in their name.

* You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.

* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

* You laugh at people with 2400 modems.

* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

* You refer to going to the bathroom as

* You tell the cab driver you live at: http://23.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

* Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

* You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.

* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."


* Your dog has its own home page. :-)

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