Priest, nun, camel....
This priest and a nun were travelling in the middle of the desert and all of a sudden the camel died. The nun and the priest looked around and decided that was it. They prayed and thoughted about it a bit more----then they decided to do something that they never did before. They decided to have sex.
So, the nun took her clothes off. She is so beautiful and curvacious. The priest took his clothes off. The nun took one look at the groin area and asked: "what is that?'. The priest took the thing with his hands and said: " Sister, this is what gives life!" The nun said:" Wow! That being the case, why don't you stick it in the dead camel so we can get out of here!"