The three types of bra
The man walked into the ladies department at Neiman Marcus. Somewhat flustered, he shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and stuttered, "Excuse me, but, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"OK. What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?" Beads of sweat began rolling down his back and forehead.
"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a veritable ocean of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Take heart," she said smiling. "You know, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras..."
Relieved, yet a bit confused, the man asked what were the types.
The clerk replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
More confused our here asked "What is the difference?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses,
The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."